Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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