Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
then he tried to convert me to islam
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Randomize
