Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
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I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Bring me that man meat
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Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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