It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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