awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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