I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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