is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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