she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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