I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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