apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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