Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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