Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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