It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
either way he was missing a nipple.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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