You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
