based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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