what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Randomize