i just google imaged poop.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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