so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
please come you make the beer taste better
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
How's work?
Spinning.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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