just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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