There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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