Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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