Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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