If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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