The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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