Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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