he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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