Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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