Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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