yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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