I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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