he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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