Where did you get a picture of my penis
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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