Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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