In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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