So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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