something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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