We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
