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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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