who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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