I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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