I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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