STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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