chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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