...so i touched it.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Randomize
