U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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