..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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