they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
it was like having sex with a tree stump
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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