I like to think it a success when the cops are called
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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