Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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