I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I met the friendliest cop last night
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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