You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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