I accidentally burped into my bong.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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