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• (815): View more from Illinois

  it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.

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  OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.

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• (530): View more from California

  On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I will cut you

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  Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me

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  Put that in perspective

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.

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  ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.

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  I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for

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• (805): View more from California

  It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it

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