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• (925): View more from California

  I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.

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  You're drunk. Make complete sentences.

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  It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.

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• (718): View more from New York

  im about as happy as oj after his trial

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game

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• (360): View more from Washington

  He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees

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• (516): View more from New York

  i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON

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  PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY

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  THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"

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  God please dont post that to facebook.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.

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