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• (707): View more from California

  I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.

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  23 Disturbing Small-Town Horror Stories

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• (818): View more from California

  I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n

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  These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?

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